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*Big message + surprise coming up* Firstly, ALL THE BEST FOR TOMORROW!!! Today is my 96th day on ResPaper. In all probability my last day on Q and A page. I may occasionally come on my school page's timeline. In this short time, I have chatted, discussed and studied with many people. Though we have not even seen most of them, we have made strong ties of mutual trust and friendship. Despite "the competition" you have all helped each other and this reminds me that "co-operation is way better and productive than competition." A big THANK YOU to all of you for helping me here. May you reach your goals in life. May you all live long and may you all have successful and prosperous years before you. :D :D :D Now, I realise that many of you are becoming sad on leaving ResPaper. Let me play the jestor. Let there be mirth and laughter till old wrinkles come. 1. He always hits when he shoots, he always hoots when he ___ 2. What's the difference between a locopilot and a headmaster? 3. What's the difference between a postbox and an elephant's @$$ (Saving your reverence)? 4. Which colour would you choose if you want to urgently and immediately reach Kolkata from your city? 5. Which house has a colour but is not painted? 6. In which city of India did a blast take place beside the bay? 7. A van carrying dholaks is parked under a huge tree. Which city is it in? 8. What makes less sound when alive and a lot of noise when dead? 9. X's father is from Iceland and mother from Cuba. Who is X? 10. A man was born in Germany. He studied in Britain, pursued further studies in USA, worked in India and died in Australia. Who is he? 11. It starts with O, ends with O, has three letters and you can stay in it. What is it? 12. How did you become you? 13. You are in a closed room filling with water. There are no openings to escape, no provisions to make a hole. How will you escape? 14. You want to reach mars in the next second. How will you do it? 15. A bus conductor deliberately rings the bell before an old woman gets in, so she falls off the bus. She complains to the police aided by the bus driver who made things worse and he is brought to the torture room but nothing happens to him. Next day, the same woman boards the same bus and the conductor allows her to get in this time, yet she fell off. This time, the bus driver aggressively complained and again the bus conductor was brought to the torture room. But this time he dies. Why? Answers: 1. S***s (Saving your reverence) 2. A locopilot minds the train, a headmaster trains the mind. 3. If you don't know, I won't trust you with a letter. 4. Indigo (that flight, plus it is very punctual and reliable) 5. Greenhouse 6. Bombay(bomb-bay) 7. Trivandrum(tree-van-drum) 8. Leaves 9. Icecube 10. A dead man 11. Oyo 12. With the letters "y", "o", "u" 13. Stop imagining 14. Imagine that you are in mars. 15. On the first day, he was a bad conductor (inconsiderate so bad conductor, electricity won't pass through him much) while on the second day he was a good conductor. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Laughter is the best medicine. |
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