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Smart Akash Mishra
R. B. K. School (RBK), Mira Road
7-10 computer science
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Akash:- yaar aaj Bar me ek ladki ko mere sath dance krne bola toj bolti h " sorry I don't dance with a kid" Eash:- toh tune kya bola .....AKASH:-  maine bola sorry mam I didn't know u were pregnant xD
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My fvrt movie
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Pikachu xd
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Teacher:- Akbar kaun tha....eash :- pata nhi...teacher:- padhai pe dhyan do.....eash:- akash kaun h? .....teacher :- pata nhi.....eash:- apne dono betiya aur hot wife pe dhyan do xD
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Rebz :- I know u both copied.....anaita :- how u know....... Rebz:- the answer to question 5...anaita wrote " I don't know" and eash wrote " me neither" xD
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Taher shah
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Yay 96.4% ...now all I need is mus412 ...:"(
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HAPPY INDIAN CRYING DAY GUYS.................... jee bhar k ro lo   ... ... zindagi jhand hai fir bhi ghamand h
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eash:- which is the oldest animal in the world bro..???...akash:- its zebra.....eash:- why zebra ,bro ??........
akash:- becoz its black and white sis
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ARZ KIYA HAI ..............TU SAWAL NAHI EK PAHELI HAI............... MERI MANZIL TU NAHI TERI SAHELI HAI
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1) महबूबा के प्यार में
मर गया पीटर ,
हीरो हौंडा स्प्लेंडर
80km/ प्रति लीटर
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2) न जान न पहचान ,
तू मेरा मेहमान ,
एंड द अवार्ड गोज
टू A.R.Rehman
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
3) किसीको ना थी ,
मेरे प्यार की खबर ,
डायग्राम गलत
हो गया , रबर दे रबर
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
4) तेरी अदाओ पे मैं
वारी वारी। ..
डायल १३९ फॉर रेलवे
Enqury.
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
5) अपने गमो को बस
दिल में दबा लो
नया गोदरेज पाउडर
हेयर डाई ,बस
काटो घोलो और
लगा लो
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
6) यूँ खामोश रह कर
तडपाओगी कब तक ?
कैमरामैन प्रफ्फुल के
साथ
दीपकचौरसिया , आज
तक !
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
7) महंगाई के इस दौर
में करना पड़ता है
अपने खर्चे पर
काबू ,
एक चुटकी सिन्दूर
की कीमत
तुमक्या जानो रमेश
बाबु ?
😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
8) मैं हूँ येहाँ , तू है
वहां …
LIFEBOY है जहाँ ,
तंदुरुस्ती है वहां !
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
9) ब्लड डोनेट करने से
पहले
हमेशा उसका Group
जांचना …
बसंती इन कुत्तो के
सामने कभी मत
नाचना !
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
10) नाच मेरी बुलबुल
नाच , तुझे
पैसा मिलेगा !
हम CID से है , कोई
अपनी जगह से
नहीं हिलेगा
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greta:- mujhe lagta h mera boyfriend chup kr kisi aur ladki se milta h.....iman:- ab tu kya karegi......greta:- kal hi uske peeche apna dusra boyfrnd lagati hu
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akash:- hey can i see ur gf ? ...eash:- no....akash:- is she on facebook ? ...eash:- no....akash:- is she on insta ??....eash:- no... akash:- is she on res???...eash:-no.... akash:- duniya me bhi h kya...eash:-no :( 
#ForeverAlone
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THAT ONE stupid person who disliked all my posts ...i would like to HONOUR  you with  the OSCARS BEST PIKACHU AWARD
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eash:- you are pretty...noushki:- thanks....eash:- i wish there was something between us.....noushki :- me too ......eash  :- really ? like what ? ..........noushki :- a walll............. #ForeverAlone
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YE PADHAI VADHAI kiska idea tha be.............acha khasa gufao me rehte,bache paida karte mar jaate :(
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akash:- god i have never been insulted so much before ...GOD:- why wat happened ?? ........Akash:- a girl in my neighbourhood saw me taking bath....GOD:- so what do u want now ...Akash:- REVENGE ... xD
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YOU HAD AN AWESOME CHILDHOOD IF YOU GET THIS
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A young boy Talking To A Ghost..
Boy: Why Did You Die … ? ?
GHOST: I Was Hit By A Car Trying To Save Someone
Boy: Why?
GHOST: Because I Don’t Want Her To Get Hurt.
Boy: You Really Love Her A Lot Because You have
Sacrificed Your Own Life Just For Her. May be She’s Sad Now, Because Of Your Death.
GHOST: No. She’s Very Happy Because The 0ne That I Saved Is The Man Whom She Loves. . :( 
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teacher :- english me "MY teacher" pe essay likh k dikhao .....akash:- MAM chammak challo ko english me kya bolenge ...teacher :-O_O ...#TeacherShockedAkashRocked
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I CANT understand the logic behind ," DEEWARO ke bhi kAAN hote h "...... MUH toh nhi hota na bolenge kaisee :|
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eash:- bro i sent love letters to my gf everyday for 5 yrs continously .... akash:- then what........... ................ eash:- SHE married the postman :( ...........#ForeverAlone
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THAT SAD MOMENT WHEN YOU LISTENING TO A SAD SONG AND CANT DECIDE ................................ KONSI WALI KO YAAD KARU xD
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KAUN KAUN PIYEGA SUSU
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dad :- beti tumne aaj phone pe sirf 1 ghanta baat ki...tumne toh kabhi 4 ghante se kam baat nhi ki.... .........
dhivya:- arre papa ye wrong number tha xD xD
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EASH CALLS A POLICE STATION ................eash:- meri gf nhi mil rhi ....................... police :- kab se ?? .. eash:- bachpan se :"( xD xD 
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guys kuch din tak no jokes .... JAIL ja rha hu ....dhara 302 ke tahet...1 ladki ko flying kiss kar di thi pagli khushi se marr gyi...BYE GUYZ :)
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KYA aapki life bahut boring h...KYA aap kuch dhamaal chahte h life me ............. toh type kijiye "i love you" aur apne lover ka naam aur send kr dijiye apne parents ko ....FIR DHAMAAL HI DHAMAAL xD xD
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akash:- dude u were so drunk last night that u asked me to drop u home .....aish:- so what...i was trying to be responsible.....akash:- the party was at your house...aish:- OH xD xD
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DAD :- daughter can u feed the fish which i just brought ....rebz:- WTF ...........dad :- what does WTF mean? ....rebz:- Where's the fish ?? xD xD
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ek baar akash aur eash raat ko icecream khate hue sadak par chal rhe the.....tabhi piche se do ladkiya aayi......GIRLS:- oye hoye hotties kaha ja rhe ho ....akash:- ghar pe....... girls:- kabhi hamare ghar bhi chalo ...eash:- kal xam h adress de do hum kal aa jayenge .....girl:- oye hoye thoda ice cream hame bhi khila do ...akash:- kyu ched rhe ho hame...tumhare ghar pe baap bhai nhi h kya xD xD
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akash:- dude send me a joke please ...abhi:- sorry bro.. im busy with my girlfriend ................................... akash:- xD xD nice 1 bro..can u send 1 more xD xD
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